Why Didn't Other Parents Tell Me About This?

I'm going to write about something experienced parents never warned me about. When you start feeding your baby foods (pureed vegetables, cereal etc...) instead of just breast milk, their poop changes. Before foods, diaper changes are just part of keeping your perfect little angel clean. After, you're wading through s#*t: pasty, voluminous, stinky s*#t; and wiping someones smelly ass. The first time I saw one of these, I suggested to Megan that we toilet train our baby immediately. Loyal readers, be glad this entry doesn't come with a photo.

Seriouly though, daddy loves you, Paige.