Record Review: Rihanna

Rihanna came from Barbados. On that island, she could have risen to become the local favorite, but a vacationing record producer (some guy that's worked with 'NSync, Christina Augilera etc...) catapulted her stardom much further. Between pina colada's he discovered her music, dug her voice and recorded some demos with her. Those demos were heard by Def Jam president Jay-Z, who made her a (recording) offer she couldn't refuse.
A Girl Like Me is her second album. Thinking I was in for some standard R&B, I'm pleasantly surprised to find a large Caribbean influence, especially in the musical arrangements. Yes, it's more club-friendly, but I dig the island vibe. Her singing style is what I expect from urban pop, but to her credit, she doesn't over-sing. None of that eye-rolling vocal gymnastics is on display here. The lyrics are sometimes fun, often referencing classic pop songs. After one listen, I recall hearing lines from "Should I Stay or Should I Go" "Tiny Dancer" and "Crazy Little Thing Called Love." Overall, theses songs are reggae-lite, perfect for cruising slowly in a convertible on a summer evening (not that I have a convertible nor is Dover a fun town to cruise in.)
Unfortunately, I've only described a third of the album. Most of the rest is ballads: power ballads, piano ballads, acoustic ballads, R&B ballads... ballads of all kinds that make me groan or fall asleep. These songs are unnecessary. They're not anything we haven't heard before and simply serve as filler. I should also mention the album's lead single "S.O.S.", a complete misappropriation of a "Tainted Love" sample. It's clearly designed to be a club hit. On first listen it sounds awkward, and on later listens it becomes annoying. Songs like these, make A Girl Like Me an uneven listen. I've graded each song individually and the GPA equates to a disappointing C-.
That doesn't mean stay away from it. If you know someone who has the album, burn or rip the reggae songs and ignore the rest. Let me get you started with one of the bonus tracks "Could Be The One."
I guess I'm staring a tradition of recommending better music for my mediocre or bad reviews. Lily Allen is also a pop artist with Caribbean influences, and she understands that the key ingredient to good pop is fun. Here's her lead single "Smile."